Friday, December 15, 2006

The crazy world of Berlusconi


Everyone knows that Silvio Berlusconi is prone to the odd crazy outburst but his latest tirade against dearly (very dearly, £30m) departed Sheva is positively cuckoo.


"He is his wife's puppy!" he howled, or words to that effect. "A real man and Milanista would never have done such a thing. In my house I'm in charge. Sheva, however, when his wife calls to send him under the bed, runs along like a puppy!"


I think we can probably rule out a return to Milan in January, then. Unless, of course, Mrs Shevchenko has other ideas and throws in a doggy biscuit to clinch the deal. "Here boy! Here boy!"
Mind you, based on the evidence (above) how many of us would actually blame old Sheva anyway?

5 comments:

martinobhoy said...

I'm not just saying this to gain favour with your female readers but Mrs Sheva is a bit on the skinny side for my liking.

a.c.t said...

Martino, you are a man after my own heart. I was just about to say the same thing ;-) Mind you, I bet Sheva gets lots of penalty taking practice - her legs would make good goal posts :-P

Spangly Princess said...

she is a bit skinny, yeah. Mrs Maldini, otoh...

Red said...

Ah, good old Silvio. You know you can rely on him for a giggle.

I especially liked that bit about "A casa mia sono io che comando!" Echoes of Mussolini, anyone?

* (asterisk) said...

She is proper skinny, that bird. Bejeezus, you'd think Sheva could afford to feed her, no?