Everyone knows that Silvio Berlusconi is prone to the odd crazy outburst but his latest tirade against dearly (very dearly, £30m) departed Sheva is positively cuckoo.
"He is his wife's puppy!" he howled, or words to that effect. "A real man and Milanista would never have done such a thing. In my house I'm in charge. Sheva, however, when his wife calls to send him under the bed, runs along like a puppy!"
I think we can probably rule out a return to Milan in January, then. Unless, of course, Mrs Shevchenko has other ideas and throws in a doggy biscuit to clinch the deal. "Here boy! Here boy!"
Mind you, based on the evidence (above) how many of us would actually blame old Sheva anyway?
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I'm not just saying this to gain favour with your female readers but Mrs Sheva is a bit on the skinny side for my liking.
Martino, you are a man after my own heart. I was just about to say the same thing ;-) Mind you, I bet Sheva gets lots of penalty taking practice - her legs would make good goal posts :-P
she is a bit skinny, yeah. Mrs Maldini, otoh...
Ah, good old Silvio. You know you can rely on him for a giggle.
I especially liked that bit about "A casa mia sono io che comando!" Echoes of Mussolini, anyone?
She is proper skinny, that bird. Bejeezus, you'd think Sheva could afford to feed her, no?
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